Do you have AIDS? Did you know that SOULFUKT!! cures many diseases, including AIDS?
Originally, AIDS was spelt with two exclamation marks, like this - AIDS!! - but eventually those politically correct bastards changed it to be less offensive. The same people that cancelled ALF. I will kill those people, eventually, with a rusty saw.
If you would like to be cured of AIDS!!, please send a cheque for twenty dollars to:
PO Box 666
Hell, California 90210