Monday, July 31, 2006

Do you have AIDS? Did you know that SOULFUKT!! cures many diseases, including AIDS?

Originally, AIDS was spelt with two exclamation marks, like this - AIDS!! - but eventually those politically correct bastards changed it to be less offensive. The same people that cancelled ALF. I will kill those people, eventually, with a rusty saw.

If you would like to be cured of AIDS!!, please send a cheque for twenty dollars to:

PO Box 666
Hell, California 90210


Matthew said...

To be effective, SoulFukt must be rubbed vigorously on your genitals.

Koala Mentala said...

I didn't know we cure AIDS!! That's amazing!

Erika said...

Hell is in Beverly Hills? I should have known.

zenmonki said...

Does it cure bat-cave ass?

I'm asking on behalf of a friend of mine.

No, really.

Afe said...

I hear a lot of talk but I don't hear any stamps being licked.

zenmonki said...

Does the devil take plastic?