Do you have AIDS? Did you know that SOULFUKT!! cures many diseases, including AIDS?Originally, AIDS was spelt with two exclamation marks, like this - AIDS!! - but eventually those politically correct bastards changed it to be less offensive. The same people that cancelled ALF. I will kill those people, eventually, with a rusty saw.
If you would like to be cured of AIDS!!, please send a cheque for twenty dollars to:
SOULFUKT!!
PO Box 666
Hell, California 90210
6 comments:
To be effective, SoulFukt must be rubbed vigorously on your genitals.
I didn't know we cure AIDS!! That's amazing!
Hell is in Beverly Hills? I should have known.
Does it cure bat-cave ass?
I'm asking on behalf of a friend of mine.
No, really.
I hear a lot of talk but I don't hear any stamps being licked.
Does the devil take plastic?
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