Thursday, July 27, 2006
I think the question on everyone's dry, cracked lips is: "Where is Goo?"
Here are a few options:
A) She was killed by a crazed ex-lover (Either Koala or Matthew)
B) She was sucked into the drain after a bath
C) She became so engrossed in a work of art that she 'became' the painting, Twilight Zone style
D) While grinding coffee, accidentally ground her own face off
E) Was trampled to death by miniature horses
E) Committed double suicide with pet hamster in the bath
Vote for your favourite mode of death now!!
(P.S. The above is an artist's rendition of what Goo's zombie may look like. If you see this girl, remember that severe head injuries are the only way to kill a zombie.)
Posted by Afe at 11:08 PM