I think the question on everyone's dry, cracked lips is: "Where is Goo?"
Here are a few options:
A) She was killed by a crazed ex-lover (Either Koala or Matthew)
B) She was sucked into the drain after a bath
C) She became so engrossed in a work of art that she 'became' the painting, Twilight Zone style
D) While grinding coffee, accidentally ground her own face off
E) Was trampled to death by miniature horses
E) Committed double suicide with pet hamster in the bath
Vote for your favourite mode of death now!!
(P.S. The above is an artist's rendition of what Goo's zombie may look like. If you see this girl, remember that severe head injuries are the only way to kill a zombie.)
9 comments:
I like C. the best. Also, it is the most likely.
I like that there are two Es.
I vote for B, because then she might still be alright. Possibly living in an underwater kingdom somewhere.
You fucking bastards!! I can't believe you!! I was feeling the itch to write this afternoon so I thought, this would be a good reason to revive soulfukt... when I went to sign up, low and behold the fucking name was taken and I was all like, who the fuck took my name?? Fucking fuck fuck!
I should've known it was you bastards! Sneaky little Bastards.
This pink color makes me wanna puke by the way.
I love you guys too, now either give me my blog back or make me a co-blogger NOW!
I can't believe how long it took me to figure this out.
I am still laughing my ass off!
Soulfukt has grown beyond you. In truth, it's grown beyond all of us.
I'm not even sure who I am anymore.
there goes the neighborhood.
Yeah, the only thing that could have made this prank better, is if I had done it to one of you :-).
Matthew has North America covered, Koala is covering Europe, and I'm taking care of Asia / Oceania.
Goo, I'm afraid there's no spot for you unless you want to move to the Middle East. Lebanon, specifically.
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