Thursday, July 27, 2006

I think the question on everyone's dry, cracked lips is: "Where is Goo?"

Here are a few options:

A) She was killed by a crazed ex-lover (Either Koala or Matthew)
B) She was sucked into the drain after a bath
C) She became so engrossed in a work of art that she 'became' the painting, Twilight Zone style
D) While grinding coffee, accidentally ground her own face off
E) Was trampled to death by miniature horses
E) Committed double suicide with pet hamster in the bath

Vote for your favourite mode of death now!!

(P.S. The above is an artist's rendition of what Goo's zombie may look like. If you see this girl, remember that severe head injuries are the only way to kill a zombie.)


Matthew said...

I like C. the best. Also, it is the most likely.

Koala Mentala said...

I like that there are two Es.

I vote for B, because then she might still be alright. Possibly living in an underwater kingdom somewhere.

Sombody I Used to Know said...

You fucking bastards!! I can't believe you!! I was feeling the itch to write this afternoon so I thought, this would be a good reason to revive soulfukt... when I went to sign up, low and behold the fucking name was taken and I was all like, who the fuck took my name?? Fucking fuck fuck!

I should've known it was you bastards! Sneaky little Bastards.

This pink color makes me wanna puke by the way.

I love you guys too, now either give me my blog back or make me a co-blogger NOW!

Sombody I Used to Know said...

I can't believe how long it took me to figure this out.

I am still laughing my ass off!

Matthew said...

Soulfukt has grown beyond you. In truth, it's grown beyond all of us.

Afe said...

I'm not even sure who I am anymore.

jonzig said...

there goes the neighborhood.

Sombody I Used to Know said...

Yeah, the only thing that could have made this prank better, is if I had done it to one of you :-).

Afe said...

Matthew has North America covered, Koala is covering Europe, and I'm taking care of Asia / Oceania.

Goo, I'm afraid there's no spot for you unless you want to move to the Middle East. Lebanon, specifically.