Since Goo has left the building, I think it best that we carry on with her work. And if I know Goo, and I do (if you know what I mean), I know her main passion in life was SCIENCE. Yes, Science, that new Satanist religion that is threatening to destroy our children with it's facts, charts, and multi-colored graphs displaying who knows what.
So today, I would like to talk about the Potato Bug.
The Potato Bug is a nasty little critter also known as the Jerusalem Cricket and the "bald headed man." They live in the Western United States as well as parts of Mexico. So you know what THAT means.
On a personal note, this bug reminds me of comedienne, Mo'nique. Both are very curvy, they have big round heads, and share a love of potatoes. Also, neither is allowed on United Airlines flights.
So, if you see a Potato Bug remember that they are not agressive, but they will bite the holy hell out of you if you mess with them. Fair Warning.