Friday, October 27, 2006

Now, where's that link I posted on someone's blog a few minutes ago? It led to a picture of a Mandarin that would be PERFECT for my next post.
Soon I'll post a picture of a Mandarin!

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Last night I was brushing my teeth and my electric toothbrush started making a whrrr-girgley sound every now and then apart from its normal whirrriness. I was scared and ran into my bedroom and hid under the doona and waited for my wife to get home.

I think the toothbrush might be POSSESSED. By the ghost of an angry convict. Who wants REVENGE. We get a lot of that here in Austraayylia.


Sunday, October 08, 2006

Wednesday, October 04, 2006

The best caption wins a pair of my panties or a full year of my unconditional love. Your choice.