Monday, August 27, 2012

Would someone please remind me why I bought a giant sea conch? It showed up today and I don't remember ordering it. It's from some place called "Conch Mastres." I'm sure that's not the proper way to spell Masters so maybe it's foreign? I was going to blow on it, but it looked dusty. I don't want to get any conch type diseases.

Wednesday, March 14, 2012


Balls, balls, balls.

Tuesday, December 28, 2010


Vampire dog is RIGHT. Why dont we listen to him more oftener

Tuesday, March 23, 2010

Wednesday, March 18, 2009



I'm warning you.

Friday, March 06, 2009


TALE OF THE ELEPHANT, PART THE FIRST.

There once was an elephant called Mr Elephantface. He had a hat and it was stupid. But his blue jacket!!!! It ruled. Sometimes, not always. His blue jacket was made of skin.

To be continued...

Saturday, February 21, 2009


POW!!!!!