INT. POOL HALL - DAY

Striker and Blade kick ass. They bust out some of the baddest kung-fu known to man. Blade catches a pool cue with one hand and then beats the stuffing out of the guy's face. Striker does this spin kick thing that knocks out three guys at once. Soon, they are the only two left standing.

STRIKER
Aw, man! What is the deal with some people?

BLADE
Totally, dude. Some people don't know that violence...violence just doesn't cause nuthin' but more violence.

STRIKER
It gets to me sometimes, y'know?

The bikers help each other crawl out.

Someone claps in the back. Striker and Blade turn to see a man in a leather bomber jacket, crew cut and dark pilot glasses. He finishes clapping and raises a beer to the air. This is CAPTAIN ROCKWALL.

ROCKWALL
Congrats, gents. I see I was not mistaken in my choice.

BLADE
What the eff, dude? What kind of person applauds the use of violence?

STRIKER
Some sick eff, bro.

ROCKWALL
Chill out. I'm with the secret service. And believe it or not, I'm here to ask for your help. The THE PRESIDENT HAS BEEN KIDNAPPED BY NINJAS.ARE YOU A BAD ENOUGH DUDE TO RESCUE THE PRESIDENT?

The two brothers are silent.

ROCKWALL
Please. Take your time. Time isn't a factor or anything.

BLADE
What kind of question is that? Of course we'll do whatever needs doin' to help the President!

STRIKER
President Ronnie has been there for us, what with invadin' Grenada and what-not. The least we can do is kick some ninja butt!

BLADE
Yeah! Say it again, bro!

STRIKER
Kick some ninja butt!

They do an elaborate high-five.

ROCKWALL
Glad to hear it. But unfortunately, you're already behind. A couple of ninjas are kidnapping someone else down the street. The leader of a construction company if I do believe. No way can the police get there in time.

STRIKER
(pfft!) Even if they did, not much the PO-LEESE can do about friggin' ninjas!

BLADE
They couldn't find their butts with two hands and a flashlight!

STRIKER
No deuce, bro!

ROCKWALL
Well, you better hurry, they're a couple of blocks down. Get them and find out what info you can!

The two brothers look at each other and nod once. Emphatically. They dash out into the streets.

ROCKWALL (to himself)
And may God help you....Bad Dudes.