Friday, January 04, 2008

Bad Dudes - The Movie
script by Matthew Porter
Based on the Data East game.

INT. WHITE HOUSE - NIGHT

The PRESIDENT sneaks into the dark kitchen. He flicks a switch, bringing the giant kitchen into greater detail. Then before. When it was in darkness.

He opens the fridge.

President:
Hail to the cheese. The cheese sandwich, that is!

He assembles all the goods for this sandwich when a voice stops him.

VOICE
Stop.

The President turns to see his chief Secret Service Agent James "Big Jim" Roscoe standing in the entrance way.

Roscoe
You know you can't have cheese Mr. President. Your heart, remember.

President
Aw shucks Big Jim. I run the whole world, practically. Can't I get a gosh durned sandwich when I want one.

Roscoe
Sorry, sir. The First Lady, wouldn't like that none too much. I have to keep you safe remember?

Before he can finish that last word he stops. Blood trickles from the corner of his mouth.

Roscoe (weakly)
Run. For God's....

He falls forward. Jutting from this back...... A throwing star!

The President drops his plate to the floor, it shatters. He turns to run but a gloved hand cups his mouth and injects him in the neck with a green fluid. The President goes limp in the man's hands. Pull back to reveal, a NINJA! Clad in a black and grey garb from head to toe.

NINJA
Better get your rest Mr. President. You have a busy couple of days coming.

2 comments:

Koala Mentala said...

Cheese sandwich!!!!!!!!!

Goo said...

sweeeeeeeet!