Fat. Where does it come from, and what do we do with it? We are all born with fat cells, they appear during the third trimester as we're all snug in our mother's warm womb.
One interesting thing to note is that we are stuck with the same number of fat cells through our entire life! We don't get new ones, the cells we have merely get bigger and bigger! It is during puberty when the fat cells (either white or brown) are distributed throughout our bodes. For men, the fast stays mainly in the stomach "beer belly" area, while women keep their fat in their breasts, hips, waists, and buttocks along with the area commonly referred to as the "gunt."
Knowing what we know about fat, what the hell are those assflaps on Paris Hilton?
I think that they are just the barely visible buttcheeks swinging about as she shashays across the dance floor. But what does this mean for the state of her ass? Since she is so skinny perhaps her fat is exposing itself in bizarre and frightful ways. Her fat must be more liquid and soft as opposed to the tougher spongelike texture afforded to other poorer human beings.
6 comments:
i like paris hilton. she's a hor like me. that's all i've got to say.
i heard paris was going to give up sex for a year! is that going to change your lifestyle too, goo?
did you mean to write hor'dourve? If so, you are delicious.
Jon i could never give up sex. Sex with me is like a gift from God complete with butterflies and unicorns and utterances of dirty, dirty things. I could never take that away from the world. I am not that selfish.
great! so you're willing to share?
This blog is now a thousand times better than SUPERBLOG!! at it's best. Sammy and I will and must kill ourselves in shame.
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