Monday, August 27, 2012

Would someone please remind me why I bought a giant sea conch? It showed up today and I don't remember ordering it. It's from some place called "Conch Mastres." I'm sure that's not the proper way to spell Masters so maybe it's foreign? I was going to blow on it, but it looked dusty. I don't want to get any conch type diseases.

1 comment:

Afe said...

Probably because it's vaguely vaginaesque. Either that or you were planning a Lord of the Flies stage production.