Wednesday, September 06, 2006


Well, it looks like TomKat has given birth to a beautiful Chinese baby. I don't know how that happened. The public's ever increasing fear that the baby was in fact a deformed 20-foot tall monster has been quelled at last. However, I want to point out that Suri's lower half is not revealed in the above photo leaving the possibility that the baby ends midsection and is replaced with the long slimy body of a snake.

6 comments:

Afe said...

I believe that Suri is actually just a small head growing out of Tom Cruise's abdomen.

Sombody I Used to Know said...

awwww Suri is so cuuuteBARF, AAACK GAAASP. fucking celebrity spawn.

stoppit Matthew. make it stop. please.

Matthew said...

Afe, like Kuato in that movie Total Recall!

Sara said...

i have issues with celebrities putting toupes on their children.

zenmonki said...

Alright, show of hands for all those who think the baby was just a Photoshop morph of their two faces?

Damn you Cruise and your wickedly evil sense of humor.

Koala Mentala said...

You're all missing the BIG PICTURE. A real-life murder mystery by John Grisham!!