The best caption wins a genuine pair of Soulfukt fluffy white socks!

This guy is a real HE-Man.

Cameron Diaz filed a police report claiming that a Paparazzi tried to run her and Justin Timberlake over with his car. I'm thinking of filing a police report requesting that Justin Timberlake be dragged into the street and beaten with reeds.

I like that picture of Justin, he's all like, "Don't hold me back baby, I'm gonna mess this dude up. Mess him up with my abs!"

If this photo turns me on a teeny tiny little bit is there something wrong with me?

These kids reckon you suck. Why? Because you promised them ice cream and didn't deliver. Instead, you tried to make them eat broccoli flavoured soy ice cream. You are a terrible parent. Ten points to anyone who can figure out what the hell the kid in the middle is trying to say. Something to do with a hermit crab?

Well, it looks like TomKat has given birth to a beautiful Chinese baby. I don't know how that happened. The public's ever increasing fear that the baby was in fact a deformed 20-foot tall monster has been quelled at last. However, I want to point out that Suri's lower half is not revealed in the above photo leaving the possibility that the baby ends midsection and is replaced with the long slimy body of a snake.

Completely random image uploaded from my harddrive.