Would someone please remind me why I bought a giant sea conch? It showed up today and I don't remember ordering it. It's from some place called "Conch Mastres." I'm sure that's not the proper way to spell Masters so maybe it's foreign? I was going to blow on it, but it looked dusty. I don't want to get any conch type diseases.

Balls, balls, balls.

Vampire dog is RIGHT. Why dont we listen to him more oftener

I'm warning you.

TALE OF THE ELEPHANT, PART THE FIRST.

There once was an elephant called Mr Elephantface. He had a hat and it was stupid. But his blue jacket!!!! It ruled. Sometimes, not always. His blue jacket was made of skin.

To be continued...

POW!!!!!